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Topic: Freedom of Speech is over. Run for your life.
Alphafudge

Replies: 9
Views: 1577
PostForum: ::GENERAL CHAT::   Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:07 pm   Subject: Freedom of Speech is over. Run for your life.
*Raises hand* Um, I have a question. Why was this article written by a "holistic nutritionist"? Surely it should have been written by some sort of politically-minded journalist...
Topic: Squirrels can NOT swim!
Alphafudge

Replies: 51
Views: 5905
PostForum: ::GENERAL CHAT::   Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:48 pm   Subject: Squirrels can NOT swim!
Falco.Teh.Pwner wrote:
Whoa thats crazy, I wonder what squirrel meat tastes like

Um, probably like squirrel... which probably tastes like chicken :P
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Alphafudge

Replies: 976
Views: 48792
PostForum: ::MUSIC::   Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:35 pm   Subject: What are you listening to right now?
Green Onion- Blues Brothers Band!!!
Topic: Regulatory affairs and the internal economic conditions of a
Alphafudge

Replies: 8
Views: 1565
PostForum: ::GENERAL CHAT::   Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:32 pm   Subject: Regulatory affairs and the internal economic conditions of a
Apparently someone who cares about world economy, transportation and imports....
Topic: ????????????
Alphafudge

Replies: 10
Views: 1853
PostForum: ::GENERAL CHAT::   Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:41 pm   Subject: ????????????
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/09/nebraska-senato.html wrote:
Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (D - Omaha) filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats.

The suit (.pdf), filed in a Nebraska district court, contends that God, along with his followers of all persuasions, "has made and continues to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons." Those threats are credible given God's history, Chambers' complaint says.

Chambers, in a fit of alliteration, also accuses God of causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like."

Likewise the suit accuses God of having his chroniclers "disseminate in written form, said admissions, throughout the Earth in order to inspire fear, dread, anxiety, terror and uncertainty, in order to coerce obedience to Defendant's will."

Chambers, who has represented Omaha, Nebraska since 1970, asked the Douglas County district court for summary judgment or to set a quick hearing date "if the Court deems such a hearing not to be a futile act."

The senator also wants the court to issue a permanent injunction prohibiting God from issuing plagues and terrorist threats. It's unclear how this could work since God is usually understood to be all powerful.

Chambers does admit that God is omnipresent and omniscient, however. Since God is everywhere, the Nebraska court has jurisdiction, Chambers argues, and since God is all-knowing, Chambers need not serve him with a notice of the lawsuit.

The lawsuit indicates that Chambers attempted to make God appear in order to serve him by saying "Come out, come out, wherever you are," but the Almight declined, like many defendants, to make it easy for a plaintiff to serve him with court papers.

Chambers filed the suit to make a point that the state constitution allows lawsuits to be filed for any reason, according to WOWT.

Attempts to reach Chambers for comment were unsuccessful.

God did not immediately respond to a non-denominational prayer for comment by this reporter.

The suit is Chambers v. God.

Has anyone else seen this? Quite funny really xD How more stupid can you get!?!?
Topic: WHO I LIKE!
Alphafudge

Replies: 53
Views: 2553
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:15 pm   Subject: WHO I LIKE!
$$$Falco$$$ wrote:
sorry kevin already has a room with my mom ;]

Duuuuuuude, you're meant to say with his mum, that way it insults him and doesn't make you throw up! Amateurs!
Topic: Show Me Your Pic PLZ!!!
Alphafudge

Replies: 20
Views: 1120
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:07 pm   Subject: Show Me Your Pic PLZ!!!
Cool pics! :D
Topic: WHY!!!???
Alphafudge

Replies: 34
Views: 1699
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:06 pm   Subject: WHY!!!???
blindrain wrote:
who is strike and how is he a mod?
and y does he have only 2 posts

Yeah, thats a tad unfair to those of us who have *checks* 1171 posts *hint hint* lol
Topic: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alphafudge

Replies: 117
Views: 4392
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:12 pm   Subject: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thought you might say that lol
Topic: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alphafudge

Replies: 117
Views: 4392
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:37 pm   Subject: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, Canada's much better xP
Topic: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alphafudge

Replies: 117
Views: 4392
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:59 pm   Subject: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cre4tive wrote:
Hey sure!

*Hands out Vodka, JD, Cider and Beer*

Don't get too hammered folks! ;]


Ooooooooooooh, cider
Topic: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alphafudge

Replies: 117
Views: 4392
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:09 pm   Subject: PAAARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt..... going.......to......a.....party.......??????? :o *faints from the sheer amount of shock*
Topic: Mayonaise
Alphafudge

Replies: 48
Views: 2371
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:19 pm   Subject: Mayonaise
Dude, have you never seen Marry Poppins?????????
Topic: Wot About The Chicken? (Spam Allowed)
Alphafudge

Replies: 72
Views: 7838
PostForum: ::GENERAL CHAT::   Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:35 pm   Subject: Wot About The Chicken? (Spam Allowed)
rolling on the floor laughing my aunts arthritic elbow off, please opperate, maybe being original??????????????????
Topic: The Mayonase Clan
Alphafudge

Replies: 13
Views: 953
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:11 pm   Subject: The Mayonase Clan
duuuuuuuuuuuuude!! we need a cinnaminamenamenamenamen clan :D
Topic: Mayonaise
Alphafudge

Replies: 48
Views: 2371
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:45 pm   Subject: Mayonaise
cinamenamenamenamenamenamenamon :D
Topic: Mayonaise
Alphafudge

Replies: 48
Views: 2371
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:11 pm   Subject: Mayonaise
I love saying cinamenamenamenamenamenamenamon
Topic: Wot About The Chicken? (Spam Allowed)
Alphafudge

Replies: 72
Views: 7838
PostForum: ::GENERAL CHAT::   Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:52 pm   Subject: Wot About The Chicken? (Spam Allowed)
xoxoAmandaoxox wrote:
XRobin3 wrote:
alphafudge wrote:
So what had all this got to do with chickens.................?


Its sopposed 2 be about why did the chicken cros the road!


yeah Paul!!! lol


What? :D
Topic: WHY!!!???
Alphafudge

Replies: 34
Views: 1699
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:17 am   Subject: WHY!!!???
Cammy wrote:
Well....you dont need to block her for having low IQ and all.
In fact.....the forum would get boring without her since shes active :razz:

Agreed.
CALM DOWN PEOPLE!!! CHILL Cold
Topic: WHY!!!???
Alphafudge

Replies: 34
Views: 1699
PostForum: ::The Graveyard::   Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:00 am   Subject: WHY!!!???
Okay, Amanda told me that Falco keeps banning her from the forum. WHY!!?? Angry
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